Driving to work this morning I was listening to the news and heard something I couldn't bring myself to beleive, so I had to look it up.


NEW YORK (AP) -- Stephen Colbert has announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report," tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race.


Stephen Colbert looks like a formidable candidate.

"I shall seek the office of the president of the United States," Colbert said Tuesday on his Comedy Central show as red, white and blue balloons fell around him.

Colbert, 43, had recently satirized the coyness of would-be presidential candidates by refusing to disclose whether he would seek the country's highest office -- a refusal that often came without any prompting.

Shortly before making the announcement, Colbert appeared on "The Daily Show" (the show that spawned Colbert's spin-off) and played cagey, claiming he was only ready to consider a White House bid. He entered the studio set pulled by a bicycle pedaled by Uncle Sam and quickly pulled out a bale of hay and a bottle of beer to show that he was "an Average Joe." Watch Colbert talk about himself on "Larry King Live" »

Colbert said his final decision would be announced on a "more prestigious show," which turned out to be his own.

"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call," said Colbert

This is the same joker that made fun of the President when he met with him last year! I'm not promoting we restrict who can run, but lets call this guy what he is. A complete joke. The report I heard this morning says that he has 13% of the votes already. 13%!
There is a golden lining to this cloud though, atleast the 30% dummy vote will be taken off of Hillary Clinton.

Hebrews 6:18-19

Another Fun Suprise

About a week ago I got a call from the Animal shelter where I adopted Bindy. They wanted me to show up yesterday so they can take pictures of her. I just figured that they wanted to post them on the internet as some recent success story that they often have up there.
So I open the car door, pull the back seat down, lay out Bindy's blanket, put dog in, return car seat to proper place, grab dog, pop seat up, put dog in back seat, lower seat, grab dog again, seat, duct tape dog into the back, lower seat leave.
We walk into the shelter and Bindy takes the oppertunity to use the bathroom on the newly mopped floor. Great!
We are taken outside where it is explained to me that no you arent here for the website, Bindy is going to be the cover and front story of their national news letter.
My hope is that she gets picked up by ALpo and she makes millions as a model. I think I could handle my new role as a manager for the oversized puppenstien.

I won my first game of Monopoly last night!!!
Bring it J.R. Bring it! Hoooah!

The New S-Chef Program

I'm here at work, oh so very busy again. I heard Rush Limbaugh talking on the radio on wednesday about how the use of personal chefs are on the rise. With the fall out of the SCHIP program it got me thinking...
Schools now a days provide breakfast and lunch, so we know the poor(family of 4 with parents making up to $80,000) kids are getting fed out there. But what happens when the kids go home? Where there are no government controls? Even more what of those kids that are rushed off to a government run activity, like agility ball or no touch, no win, no score football? If we allow Parents discression in what the children are fed once a day we might as well give them all three back. The odds are that hapless untrained not liberal parents will do exactly what they have done for years, they will feed them things like pizza, Mcdonald's or even worse, make them drink soda. We can not allow this to happen. I am urging, nay pleading, for the Government to join me in my efforts to institute a SCHEF program. Giving each needy family the sustanance they need without any need to trust undoctrinated baffoons, like parents.
These highly trained chefs will be up to date on all reports put out by scientists. We will not have to worry about foods with starch,carbs,fats,cholesterol, calories, sugar, salt. No red meat, or chicken hey not even fish, we haven't banned that as of yet, but you know what they say about an ounce of prevention.
We need to come together on this, together hand in hand we can put this in place, and remember, we're doing it for the kids, ( 2 days after birth-25, 38 if you are below poverty level)
Thank You,










S. CHEF

Bindy Photos

Last Friday I picked up my new puppy. Her name is Bindy, she's huge, playful and loves her penguin