The New S-Chef Program

I'm here at work, oh so very busy again. I heard Rush Limbaugh talking on the radio on wednesday about how the use of personal chefs are on the rise. With the fall out of the SCHIP program it got me thinking...
Schools now a days provide breakfast and lunch, so we know the poor(family of 4 with parents making up to $80,000) kids are getting fed out there. But what happens when the kids go home? Where there are no government controls? Even more what of those kids that are rushed off to a government run activity, like agility ball or no touch, no win, no score football? If we allow Parents discression in what the children are fed once a day we might as well give them all three back. The odds are that hapless untrained not liberal parents will do exactly what they have done for years, they will feed them things like pizza, Mcdonald's or even worse, make them drink soda. We can not allow this to happen. I am urging, nay pleading, for the Government to join me in my efforts to institute a SCHEF program. Giving each needy family the sustanance they need without any need to trust undoctrinated baffoons, like parents.
These highly trained chefs will be up to date on all reports put out by scientists. We will not have to worry about foods with starch,carbs,fats,cholesterol, calories, sugar, salt. No red meat, or chicken hey not even fish, we haven't banned that as of yet, but you know what they say about an ounce of prevention.
We need to come together on this, together hand in hand we can put this in place, and remember, we're doing it for the kids, ( 2 days after birth-25, 38 if you are below poverty level)
Thank You,










S. CHEF