I understand the seriousness of the coming presidential election just as much as I back and fully support Mike Huckabee www.mikehuckabee.com if you haven't checked him out yet you should.
I appreciate a candidate that will have a little laugh from time to time. Honestly most campaign jokes involve the other party or candidates. This just helps me further appreciate the man even more then before.
That and I've seen Chuck Norris round house kick a Mcdonalds when they wouldn't serve him Breakfast, it turned into a Dennys.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Psalm 119
Has anyone been paying attention to all of the recalls coming from Chinese Manufacturers? Between the dog food, and Crafts made of GHB components its enough to make you wonder why we even do business with them. Sure we make and save money on the deal but where is that money going to come from once lead kills us off?
It's really got me more careful on what it is I buy in the store. But at the same time it gets me thinking about all the other things in life that could be poisoning me without my knowing.
The Chinese aren't suprised by the mistake, because of their Political choices they are losing money, and fast. It's cheaper to work this way, and lead is like cake to get pass customs, in fact I think they recognize cake way easier then they find lead made cups. They know its rubbish yet they feed it to us, in worship of the almighty buck.
The things we allow to occupy our time can be so much like this example. It's friday and there is nothing to do, so we reach for the remote, some check the news, or the ball game, most settle on a movie or sitcom. Or for those of a more bookish nature its a magazine or novel. When was the last time someone stopped to check the content of their television show, or book for spiritual poison?
As saved children of God we cannot lose our salvation, but if you allow me to use the analogy we can be put into spiritual comas, we are in every way like a dead person except we are still breathing. Not alive enough to be of any good, yet not dead enough to collect the insurance money.
Sin can drive us into a level of inactivity if we allow it. And the quickest way to get into the spritual coma ward is to allow this junk into our bodies.
We are not dead, if God hadnt extended mercy then maybe we would need an hour's worth of inuendo to bring happiness into our lives. But His hand has already reached out, there is no excuse for us to be watching or reading trash. If you were to take poison and give half to a living guy and the other half to the dead guy, its not going to kill the dead guy, it'll just make the living guy closer to the latter.
Most if not all the people who have become sick or dead, did not realize that the product they purchased was poison. But as Christians we do not have this excuse, God outlines whats poison and whats not, its common sense.
And of course there is the age old argument of there being nothing else to watch, there are no conservative Baptist channels in the Direct Tv package. Would you keep a cup made of lead based material just because it was your last one? Would you let your kids drink from it? Fortunately for us we make cups here in America too. Buy your hometown brand of entertainment, and by hometown I mean Heaven. The ball game is great, we need the news from time to time, But something about rushing home to watch "Desperate Housewives" just isnt right. Stick with the stuff that reminds you of Home, God's music, His word, and His people.
Lets return to the Book, the precious words we hung to as we prayed that prayer where God saved us. Love those things that love God, and we'll have no need for sinful entertainments.
It's really got me more careful on what it is I buy in the store. But at the same time it gets me thinking about all the other things in life that could be poisoning me without my knowing.
The Chinese aren't suprised by the mistake, because of their Political choices they are losing money, and fast. It's cheaper to work this way, and lead is like cake to get pass customs, in fact I think they recognize cake way easier then they find lead made cups. They know its rubbish yet they feed it to us, in worship of the almighty buck.
The things we allow to occupy our time can be so much like this example. It's friday and there is nothing to do, so we reach for the remote, some check the news, or the ball game, most settle on a movie or sitcom. Or for those of a more bookish nature its a magazine or novel. When was the last time someone stopped to check the content of their television show, or book for spiritual poison?
As saved children of God we cannot lose our salvation, but if you allow me to use the analogy we can be put into spiritual comas, we are in every way like a dead person except we are still breathing. Not alive enough to be of any good, yet not dead enough to collect the insurance money.
Sin can drive us into a level of inactivity if we allow it. And the quickest way to get into the spritual coma ward is to allow this junk into our bodies.
We are not dead, if God hadnt extended mercy then maybe we would need an hour's worth of inuendo to bring happiness into our lives. But His hand has already reached out, there is no excuse for us to be watching or reading trash. If you were to take poison and give half to a living guy and the other half to the dead guy, its not going to kill the dead guy, it'll just make the living guy closer to the latter.
Most if not all the people who have become sick or dead, did not realize that the product they purchased was poison. But as Christians we do not have this excuse, God outlines whats poison and whats not, its common sense.
And of course there is the age old argument of there being nothing else to watch, there are no conservative Baptist channels in the Direct Tv package. Would you keep a cup made of lead based material just because it was your last one? Would you let your kids drink from it? Fortunately for us we make cups here in America too. Buy your hometown brand of entertainment, and by hometown I mean Heaven. The ball game is great, we need the news from time to time, But something about rushing home to watch "Desperate Housewives" just isnt right. Stick with the stuff that reminds you of Home, God's music, His word, and His people.
Lets return to the Book, the precious words we hung to as we prayed that prayer where God saved us. Love those things that love God, and we'll have no need for sinful entertainments.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Driving to work this morning I was listening to the news and heard something I couldn't bring myself to beleive, so I had to look it up.
NEW YORK (AP) -- Stephen Colbert has announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report," tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race.
Stephen Colbert looks like a formidable candidate.
"I shall seek the office of the president of the United States," Colbert said Tuesday on his Comedy Central show as red, white and blue balloons fell around him.
Colbert, 43, had recently satirized the coyness of would-be presidential candidates by refusing to disclose whether he would seek the country's highest office -- a refusal that often came without any prompting.
Shortly before making the announcement, Colbert appeared on "The Daily Show" (the show that spawned Colbert's spin-off) and played cagey, claiming he was only ready to consider a White House bid. He entered the studio set pulled by a bicycle pedaled by Uncle Sam and quickly pulled out a bale of hay and a bottle of beer to show that he was "an Average Joe." Watch Colbert talk about himself on "Larry King Live" »
Colbert said his final decision would be announced on a "more prestigious show," which turned out to be his own.
"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call," said Colbert
This is the same joker that made fun of the President when he met with him last year! I'm not promoting we restrict who can run, but lets call this guy what he is. A complete joke. The report I heard this morning says that he has 13% of the votes already. 13%!
There is a golden lining to this cloud though, atleast the 30% dummy vote will be taken off of Hillary Clinton.
NEW YORK (AP) -- Stephen Colbert has announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report," tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race.
Stephen Colbert looks like a formidable candidate.
"I shall seek the office of the president of the United States," Colbert said Tuesday on his Comedy Central show as red, white and blue balloons fell around him.
Colbert, 43, had recently satirized the coyness of would-be presidential candidates by refusing to disclose whether he would seek the country's highest office -- a refusal that often came without any prompting.
Shortly before making the announcement, Colbert appeared on "The Daily Show" (the show that spawned Colbert's spin-off) and played cagey, claiming he was only ready to consider a White House bid. He entered the studio set pulled by a bicycle pedaled by Uncle Sam and quickly pulled out a bale of hay and a bottle of beer to show that he was "an Average Joe." Watch Colbert talk about himself on "Larry King Live" »
Colbert said his final decision would be announced on a "more prestigious show," which turned out to be his own.
"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call," said Colbert
This is the same joker that made fun of the President when he met with him last year! I'm not promoting we restrict who can run, but lets call this guy what he is. A complete joke. The report I heard this morning says that he has 13% of the votes already. 13%!
There is a golden lining to this cloud though, atleast the 30% dummy vote will be taken off of Hillary Clinton.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Another Fun Suprise
About a week ago I got a call from the Animal shelter where I adopted Bindy. They wanted me to show up yesterday so they can take pictures of her. I just figured that they wanted to post them on the internet as some recent success story that they often have up there.
So I open the car door, pull the back seat down, lay out Bindy's blanket, put dog in, return car seat to proper place, grab dog, pop seat up, put dog in back seat, lower seat, grab dog again, seat, duct tape dog into the back, lower seat leave.
We walk into the shelter and Bindy takes the oppertunity to use the bathroom on the newly mopped floor. Great!
We are taken outside where it is explained to me that no you arent here for the website, Bindy is going to be the cover and front story of their national news letter.
My hope is that she gets picked up by ALpo and she makes millions as a model. I think I could handle my new role as a manager for the oversized puppenstien.
So I open the car door, pull the back seat down, lay out Bindy's blanket, put dog in, return car seat to proper place, grab dog, pop seat up, put dog in back seat, lower seat, grab dog again, seat, duct tape dog into the back, lower seat leave.
We walk into the shelter and Bindy takes the oppertunity to use the bathroom on the newly mopped floor. Great!
We are taken outside where it is explained to me that no you arent here for the website, Bindy is going to be the cover and front story of their national news letter.
My hope is that she gets picked up by ALpo and she makes millions as a model. I think I could handle my new role as a manager for the oversized puppenstien.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
The New S-Chef Program
I'm here at work, oh so very busy again. I heard Rush Limbaugh talking on the radio on wednesday about how the use of personal chefs are on the rise. With the fall out of the SCHIP program it got me thinking...
Schools now a days provide breakfast and lunch, so we know the poor(family of 4 with parents making up to $80,000) kids are getting fed out there. But what happens when the kids go home? Where there are no government controls? Even more what of those kids that are rushed off to a government run activity, like agility ball or no touch, no win, no score football? If we allow Parents discression in what the children are fed once a day we might as well give them all three back. The odds are that hapless untrained not liberal parents will do exactly what they have done for years, they will feed them things like pizza, Mcdonald's or even worse, make them drink soda. We can not allow this to happen. I am urging, nay pleading, for the Government to join me in my efforts to institute a SCHEF program. Giving each needy family the sustanance they need without any need to trust undoctrinated baffoons, like parents.
These highly trained chefs will be up to date on all reports put out by scientists. We will not have to worry about foods with starch,carbs,fats,cholesterol, calories, sugar, salt. No red meat, or chicken hey not even fish, we haven't banned that as of yet, but you know what they say about an ounce of prevention.
We need to come together on this, together hand in hand we can put this in place, and remember, we're doing it for the kids, ( 2 days after birth-25, 38 if you are below poverty level)
Thank You,
S. CHEF
Schools now a days provide breakfast and lunch, so we know the poor(family of 4 with parents making up to $80,000) kids are getting fed out there. But what happens when the kids go home? Where there are no government controls? Even more what of those kids that are rushed off to a government run activity, like agility ball or no touch, no win, no score football? If we allow Parents discression in what the children are fed once a day we might as well give them all three back. The odds are that hapless untrained not liberal parents will do exactly what they have done for years, they will feed them things like pizza, Mcdonald's or even worse, make them drink soda. We can not allow this to happen. I am urging, nay pleading, for the Government to join me in my efforts to institute a SCHEF program. Giving each needy family the sustanance they need without any need to trust undoctrinated baffoons, like parents.
These highly trained chefs will be up to date on all reports put out by scientists. We will not have to worry about foods with starch,carbs,fats,cholesterol, calories, sugar, salt. No red meat, or chicken hey not even fish, we haven't banned that as of yet, but you know what they say about an ounce of prevention.
We need to come together on this, together hand in hand we can put this in place, and remember, we're doing it for the kids, ( 2 days after birth-25, 38 if you are below poverty level)
Thank You,
S. CHEF
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